The Book of Caleb in NYC

New York City is a wonderously exciting city...It is so crowded though holy shit, and like it's weird but I guess because people live in such close quarters of each other their social skills are far advanced, whether they are just talking shit or trying to scam you into paying 8 dollars for a hotdog they really know how to run their mouths.

Another strange thing is that there are so many attractive people there. I guess because of the fashion, I dunno, I mean it's one of the few places in the country where you have the time to really "care" about how you dress, there isn't much else to obsess over and mud isn't really an issue.

So like you have all these smoking hot chicks just walking around, but then you have a lot of really strange looking people with deformaties and things. Basically the hottest and ugliest people on the planet seem to roam these streets and no matter what your head is constantly on a swivel (eyes wide, jaw dropped) trying to take it all in.